I am Awkward around other females

I am Awkward around other females.
I am the girl whom is girlish but not girlie.
I like pink but I don't like being catty.
I would never fit or conform to a sorority.
I only have one close girlfriend and she is pretty much like me.

I have always had more male friends than female, I'm crass and i don't fall in line like a sheep, I don't care to be married, I don't care to have kids, I don't care about name brands, I don't like to talk on the phone, and i don't watch Desperate Housewives.
For some reason i am awkward around a room full of women. I feel like the square peg that doesn't fit into the round hole. I don't have a tolerance for spoiled daddies girls whom complain about trivial shit.
and i don't lose sleep over others opinion of me. I never ask DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT? in search of compliments.

I am self reliant and independent,
Respect is more important to me than being accepted and liked.
I like having men as friends because they are more likely to be predictable and not hormonal and bitchy and i never feel like they are judging me.

I might be a boy in a woman's body whom acts like a feminist but can take dirty jokes and likes to be taken out to dinner and end the evening with a good head massage.